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Constant change
is here to stay.
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| A fine is a tax for
doing wrong. A tax is
a fine for doing well. |
| All generalizations
are false, including
this one. |
| Always late but worth
the wait! |
| Ambition is the last
refuge of the failure. |
| Anything good in life
is either illegal, immoral,
or fattening. |
| As I said before,
I never repeat myself. |
| As long as I can remember,
I've had amnesia. |
| Budget: A method for
going broke methodically. |
| Confusion not only
reigns, it pours. |
| Despite the cost of
living, have you noticed
how it remains so popular? |
| Don't look back, they
might be gaining on
you. |
| Don't use a big word
where a diminutive one
will suffice. |
| Ever notice that "what
the hell" is always
the right decision? |
| Ever stop to think
and forget to start
again? |
| Everyone hates me
because I'm paranoid. |
| Everyone is born right-handed.
Only the greatest overcome
It. |
| Everyone is entitled
to my opinion. |
| Fishing is not a matter
of life and death. It's
much more important
than that. |
| Floggings will continue
until morale improves. |
| Forgive your enemies...but
REMEMBER THEIR NAMES! |
| Friends come and go,
enemies accumulate. |
| God put me on Earth
to do certain things
- I'm so far behind
I'll never die! |
| He who laughs last
thinks slowest. |
| Honk if you love peace
and quiet. |
| I started out with
nothing, and I still
have most of it. |
| I want it all, and
I want it delivered! |
| I wished the buck
stopped here as I could
use a few. |
| If you can't be a
good example you'll
just have to be a horrible
warning. |
| Inside every older
person is a younger
person wondering what
happened. |
| Lord, if you won't
make me skinny, make
my friends fat. |
| Only one shopping
day left until tomorrow. |
| Seen it all, done
it all, can't remember
most of it. |
| Shopping for 20 years,
and still nothing to
wear. |
| Some days it's just
not worth chewing through
the restraints. |
| Stupid should be painful. |
| Warning - I have an
attitude and I know
how to use it. |
| We Plan…God Laughs! |
| What is the hokey-pokey
is really what it's
all about? |
| When the aliens land,
they're going to eat
the skinny blondes first! |
| Who needs hair anyway? |
| You can't have everything....where
would you put it? |
| You can't scare me
- I'm a teacher. |
| All I want is a warm
bed, a kind word and
unlimited power. |
| Always remember you're
unique, just like everyone
else. |
|
Life is what happens
while youare making
other plans.
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| No matter where you
go, there you are. |
| Brave women fear nothing.
Brave men fear women. |
| Few women admit their
age. Few men act theirs. |
| Well behaved women
rarely make history. |